Episodes
Episode 20: Oh the Places You’ll Go: Going on Vacation
Taylor and Ky talk all about vacations in this episode. The two discuss school lunches, whether or not dating a dentist would be viable, eavesdropping everywhere, all of the time; and simultaneously being the main character and a passenger on vacation.
Episode 19: Covered in Glitter, Naked, Dancing in Public: Journey to the Club
In the first episode of Season 4, Taylor and Kyvon take a journey to the club. Taylor proves that the club isn't the best place to find a lover, Ky presents his dissertation on the "Three Look" rule, and the two vow to throw some ass and make some memories.
Episode 18: Mistakes Were Made: How to F*ck Up
In the season 3 finale, Ky and Taylor embark on a comedy of errors in which Taylor admits to locking her brother in a safe, Ky reveals the results of his tarot card reading, and the two discuss how to make mistakes without letting mistakes make you.
Episode 17: How to Secure the Bag
In this enlightening episode, Taylor and Ky talk about something they are VERY qualified to talk about: Money. After coming out of a literal spiral, they dive into a riveting review of The Batman, discuss the do's and don't of hoarding money, and very politely and respectfully ask Rob Pattinson to choke them.
Episode 16: Mattress on the Floor: The Dealbreakers Game
Taylor and Ky recap their big night out in Noho, give a Rat Update, theorize about the dynamic between Zendaya and Tom Holland, and play a shockingly revealing game of Dealbreakers.
Episode 15: Existing in a Physical Body: How to Stay Fit
This week, Taylor and Ky dive in deep on how to stay hot, sexy, and fly. The convo goes from poppers, to spider rats, to SoulCycle, to taking nudes. It's a rollercoaster through and through, but that's the cost of being an IT girl.
Episode 14: Lying to Strangers is Fun and Free: How to (Over)share
Ky and Taylor thirst over White Boy of the Month Robert Pattinson, provide some wine glass ASMR, and overshare about oversharing. Ky comes out as a stoner and recounts an iconic Uber adventure; Taylor dream casts Hairspray and tells the sad tale of how she was rejected BEFORE a blind date.
Episode 13: How to Be An Interesting Person
Taylor and Ky kick off Season 3 with a borderline-unhinged conversation about how to be interesting. They stress the importance of getting tested regularly, congratulate miss Rihanna on her baby bump, and do everything in their power to get canceled for no reason at all.
Episode 12: Marriage is Literally Just Vibing w/ Max & Melody Rand
It's official - love is NOT dead! This week, Ky and Taylor sit down with Max and Melody Rand, two badass Texans who are married AF. These high-school sweethearts brag about their disgustingly cute love story, break down how to prioritize partnership in times of change, and teach the romantically-challenged Taylor and Ky that a great relationship is pretty much just hanging out with your best friend.
Episode 11: Becoming THAT GIRL w/ Rozie Baker
Taylor and Ky pow-wow with recording artist, model, broadway actress, milky milk girl: Rozie Baker. Rozie teaches everyone how to build a dream aesthetic, shows the world what a true New Yorker looks like, and brings Tay and Ky to literal tears.
Episode 10: The Mullet is a Metaphor w/ Aidan Woodford
Taylor and Ky are joined by a charming yet pants-less Aidan Woodford, who is very much That Guy. This bona-fide social butterfly teaches Taylor and Ky how to befriend their neighbors, the difference between being multifaceted and just plain fake (looking at you, Australians), and why all strangers are just NPCs.
Episode 09: Translating the Fervor of Our Youth w/ Izaac McClure
Taylor and Ky have arguably the most intellectual conversation of their lives with the very special guest, Izaac McClure. Izaac drops some hardcore knowledge about the power of Cancers, self-imposed blockages, and how your choices are your defining feature.
Episode 08: One Chili's Marg Away from Enlightenment w/ Aimee Vant
Ky and Tay sit down with the lovely and talented singer-songwriter, margarita-lover, and attachment style expert Aimee Vant! They discuss the bitchy customer Aimee had to ban from her workplace, how to support friends while making space for your own emotions, and hilariously dramatic hamster deaths.
Episode 07: A Singular Pickle w/ Tucker Click
Taylor and Ky kick off Season 02 with a very special guest: rockstar, Scorpio, lizard dad — Tucker Logan Click. Tucker shows the class that it's about drive, it's about power. In this episode, they discuss the ins and outs of following your dreams, finding motivation, and the masculine urge to own a staple gun.
Episode 06: Violently Hungover in Hawaii
In this very special Season 1 finale, Talor and Ky answer listener questions, discuss the cultural impact of House of Gucci, and recall their sloppiest drunk stories.
Episode 05: Just a Couple of Hometown Heroes
Taylor and Ky debate whether or not we need celebrities, reminisce about making a new life in a new city, and make a pact to move to the Big Apple.
Episode 04: A Fatal Case of Main Character Syndrome
Taylor and Ky swap traumatic car breakdown stories, develop a theory of Main Character Syndrome, and discuss the drama of making (and keeping) friends in your 20’s.
Episode 03: All Girl. No Boss.
Taylor and Ky break down Taylor Swift’s new album, discuss the joys of capitalism, and bond over the woes of working for a living.
Episode 02: Approaching Hotties in the Wild is Fully Legal
Taylor and Ky review their new favorite movie Dune, dish about their most embarrassing dating blunders and breakups, and tell the salacious story of how they matched on Hinge.
Episode 01: Not Doing Bad, but Somehow Everyone Else is Doing Better.
Taylor and Ky talk about growing up, internet therapy, and having a breakdown over a broken window.